“God damn it!” i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply “okay”. the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
new favourite insults:
- absolute bagel
- useless paperclip
- first bread slice
- yellow marker that was used to colour over something dark and now colours a really distressing muddy yellowish-brown
- tangled headphone cord
- ketchup pre-cum
moist baguette is missing
You forgot cranberry fucknut
SHERLOCK FONTS MASTERPOST
I had nothing to do this morning so I collected all of my favourite fonts from Sherlock. I know some of these are already identified and well-known - but here they are. Very good to save as reference for graphics/edits.
Here are the download links to the ones who aren’t already installed on your computers, in chronological order (and what they’re mostly used for):
P22 Johnston Underground - Deductions
I AM SHERLOCKED (Free) - Titles
Astoria - John’s voice in Sherlock’s head
AF Generation Z - Text messages and deducitons
The Recon Legend (Free) - Newspapers, headlines.
P22 Underground Light - Hashtag “#SherlockLives”
Aster EF Medium - Speedy’s. Not sure of this one, but it’s similar.
Helvetica Neue Pro Cond Bold - London Street signs.
Clarion Pro Regular - John’s blog header.
Bebas (Free) - Mayfly man scene
FF Meta Pro Normal - The museum in The Blink Banker
Shanghai (Free) - The circus’ font in The Blink Banker
I hope this will become useful!